Playful Planners Pillows

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Hmmm... right, Wednesday, I've got 10:00 available...' - '...or I could reschedule my submissive at 11:00... yeah...' - 'Yeah... it's fine... no... he'll take it like a good little worm... ha, ha... okay... bye!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Babies

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'First time skiing?'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

School Trip To The Beach

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Fly-drive

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

a drink at the pub

Hokey Kokey accounts

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

"We need a vacation..."