Playtime Planners Pillows

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Can't you see I'm busy?'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Babies

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

Spider's Web Trampoline

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Praying for a goal assist.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse