Pet Playtime Planner Pillows

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Cat park"

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Babies

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

"So much for eternal rest."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'If I'm going on a play date, Mom, shouldn't I have some mad money?'