Pet Playtime Planner Pillows

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Cat park"

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Babies

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So much for eternal rest."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."