Puppy Playtime Planner Pillows

'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Doggy Bites

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Babies

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

"They know me here."

"Bad dog!"

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

What the hell do they mean, that's a hundred and twelve to you and me.