Puppy Play Date Organizer Pillows

'Meet me at our regular watering hole.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So much for eternal rest."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'If I'm going on a play date, Mom, shouldn't I have some mad money?'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"I thought I told you two to stop horsing around in here."

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."