Puppy Play Date Organizer Mugs

'Meet me at our regular watering hole.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Dogs

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"So much for eternal rest."

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"I thought I told you two to stop horsing around in here."

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.