Puppy Playdate Organizer Mugs

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Dogs

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

"So much for eternal rest."

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

'If I'm going on a play date, Mom, shouldn't I have some mad money?'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

'. . . And don't forget, tomorrow is bring-a-friend day.'