Puppy Playdate Organizer Gifts

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"So much for eternal rest."

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"They know me here."

'. . . And don't forget, tomorrow is bring-a-friend day.'