Pooch Playdate Planner Gifts

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Dogs

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Babies

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So much for eternal rest."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

'Oh no, they're back!'

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."