Pooch Playdate Planner Gifts

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Babies

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So much for eternal rest."

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

'Oh no, they're back!'

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"