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'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"I thought I told you two to stop horsing around in here."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Funnel of Love

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

scrabble love

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Teddy Bear

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Restaurant in the Strand.