Playful Date Planner Gifts

Friends began to feel that Gina was only dating Howard as a father figure.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Dating is so expensive...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

The Reaper's Arms

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Tunnel of Like.

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

scrabble love

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."