Playful Date Planner Pillows

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

The Reaper's Arms

Funnel of Love

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Tunnel of Like.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

scrabble love

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Restaurant in the Strand.