Date Planner Pillows

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Uh-oh... I've double booked myself tonight.' - '...so I can either take both of you out, or you can fight over me.' - 'Rarrr!' - 'Man, I love video mobile...' -

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

The Reaper's Arms

Funnel of Love

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Tunnel of Like.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

scrabble love

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Restaurant in the Strand.