Calendar Planners Pillows

A spider meal prepping

Friday

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

God's Sticky Notes

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

'I didn't forget our anniversary. Didn't you get my memo stating I rescheduled it for next week?'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'Separate vacations - four of 'em!'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Clock in, Clock out.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"Each door opens up a new curse."

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"