Week Planner Pillows

'If Wednesday is hump day, then Thursday is slump day, when you realise you have two whole days to go, and Friday is dump day, when they drop a ton of work on you at the last minute.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

A spider meal prepping

Clock in, Clock out.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

'Smart bloke.'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

Do as many study days as you can

"See you in the morning."

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

Newspaper headlines before and after Christmas.

'It's getting harder and harder to find good hiding places for the wife's Birthday presents.'

Swing by won't you?

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

"Bigger cake."