Day Planner Pillows

Clock in, Clock out.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

A spider meal prepping

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'

Do as many study days as you can

"Bigger cake."

Swing by won't you?

"Hookers? Tomorrow? I thought we were going to the Guggenheim."

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

'If Wednesday is hump day, then Thursday is slump day, when you realise you have two whole days to go, and Friday is dump day, when they drop a ton of work on you at the last minute.'

'Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take...'

I'm inventing an extra day in the week, right after Friday. I'll call it MYday!

'Hello, Daphne, could you let your Au Pair sunbathe in the garden? I want Morris to mow the lawn'.

Better things to do with your time than trail down the chiller aisle...Learn salsa!