Day Planner Prints

Clock in, Clock out.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

A spider meal prepping

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Do as many study days as you can

'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Swing by won't you?

"No one remembered a knife for the ... cake?"

"Hookers? Tomorrow? I thought we were going to the Guggenheim."

"Bigger cake."

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

'Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take...'

'If Wednesday is hump day, then Thursday is slump day, when you realise you have two whole days to go, and Friday is dump day, when they drop a ton of work on you at the last minute.'

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'