Date Planner Mugs

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Uh-oh... I've double booked myself tonight.' - '...so I can either take both of you out, or you can fight over me.' - 'Rarrr!' - 'Man, I love video mobile...' -

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Dating is so expensive...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

The Reaper's Arms

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Tunnel of Like.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

scrabble love

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'