"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
Quirky Date Planner Mugs
Start your mornings with a splash of fun—our quirky date planner mugs make every coffee break a reminder to plan your next adventure together.
"This date isn't going well, is it?"
'I have to do this favor for my dad. It's just a 25-minute drive, a quick drop-off and then we can head to the movies.'
"Are you wearing WD40?"
"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"
"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."
"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."
Dinner
'He is a little shy, but mainly he's hyperventilating.'
'You're shorter than I expected.'
'I've brought dessert: Honey-pot ants...'
"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."
'Pardon?'
"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"
Did you just say "I'm stuck with a sand person and a rabbi head"? I did. I was dating a rabbi who was really into "Star Wars," so I got this great idea for a first date. I took her to this guy I know who makes bobbleheads while you wait. You've got a "bobblehead guy"? What kind of conniving Lothario has a "bobblehead guy"? The successful kind.
"Let's go out tonight and feed chickens."
"Would a bunny suit have made a difference?"
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
The Reaper's Arms
Tunnel of Like.
'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'
"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."
Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight
The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business
"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."
"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."
"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."
'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'
A spider meal prepping
'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'
'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'
Me, Alice and God
I'm thinking that for our first date, we should go to the "please touch" museum
'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'
'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'
Quirky Date Planner Mugs Collection
Quirky Date Planner Pillows
Add some whimsy to your home with our quirky date planner pillows—comfort and charm rolled into one.
Quirky Date Planner Prints
Bring charm to your walls with our quirky date planner prints—perfect for adding a playful touch to any room.
Quirky Date Planner T-Shirts
Check out our fun and creative date planner t-shirts—ideal for couples who love to plan and play together.