Whimsical Date Planner Mugs

I'm looking for a guy who's willing to take things to the next level: the Sunday funnies. ! !

Giraffe helping with a date.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

The Reaper's Arms

Tunnel of Like.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'Pardon?'

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."

Dinner

"Don't go getting any ideas."

Fly-drive

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'Your double Impresso sir.'

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

'Happy Birthday To You...'

a drink at the pub

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'