Date Night Planner Pillows

"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."

"If you knew how many times I changed my clothes before coming here, you wouldn't ask me to take them off."

Friendly Offer or Hostile Bid? "What do you say to a movie and then we go get some Chinese?"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'I'm waiting for the right introduction agency to come along.'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'I thought this was a steak house. Why is the decor for this restaurant pieces of cars and trucks?'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

Couples Massage

Rose

"Come on, let's have kids. Next week you can pick a restaurant."

Restaurant in the Strand.

"Healthy, wealthy and wise, for starters ... "

'Can we get this to go? There's a ball game on TV.'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

"It's an aggressive little wine with a smoky aftertaste and a hint of vanilla. Guaranteed to help you get your leg over!"

I need to lose weight, and fast...my date's here in 20 minutes.

"Never ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat. Then take her to the first guess."

Dinner in 30 Mins

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Would you be interested in an economic stimulus package?'

'Got a big date tonight, Helen?'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

'We're indeed not the cheapest restaurant in town. Why do you ask, sir?'

"It's just that, when you said you'd pick me up in your company car..."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Funnel of Love

'You had me at hell.'

Romantic Frogs

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

"So tell me what's your sign?"

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

"When you said you were going to slip into a 'little black number' for our Dinner date, I assumed you meant a dress."

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