Night Out Planner Pillows

'Because I know you Henry!! You'll go charging off with the boys, trumpeting at anything that moves and forget to take the garbage out!!'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Sammy's: Ladies welcome! Now serving corked wine!

"This place has the best happy hour."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Duck Hunt

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

The Reaper's Arms

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

scrabble love

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Clubbing

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Professional woman in pub

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."