Date Night Planer Pillows

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Asking out a palm reader.

Dating is so expensive...

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

The Reaper's Arms

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

scrabble love

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Restaurant in the Strand.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."