'I can't afford dinner and a movie, but I brought a hamburger and a YouTube URL.'
Digital Date Planner Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows that showcase their passion for digital date planning. Cozy, stylish, and witty—perfect for their desk or lounge area.
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
Dating is so expensive...
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
Funnel of Love
The Reaper's Arms
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'
Tunnel of Like.
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'
"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."
"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
Restaurant in the Strand.
"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"
"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"
"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."
"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."
Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.
Romantic Frogs
Romance
'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'
Couples Massage
"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."
"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."
Digital Date Planner Pillows Collection
Digital Date Planner Mugs
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Digital Date Planner Prints
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Digital Date Planner T-Shirts
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