Romantic Date Planner Pillows

"Let me know when we're getting near twenty-one dollars."

The bear frowns upon couples coming to the forest for a first date. He's worried sparks might fly.

'Your double Impresso sir.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

The Reaper's Arms

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

scrabble love

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Tunnel of Like.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Restaurant in the Strand.