Romance Planner Pillows

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

'I sent out for everything.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Customized Personal Retreats.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

How to feel confident in love & war

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Is this the Love Boat?"

Cupid's Heart Dartboard

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

School Trip To The Beach

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'