Romantic Planner Pillows

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

"I've got a bullet-pointed list of the ways I'd like you to surprise me."

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

Boy giving mistletoe to friend

'What do you say we put next Saturday on our calendars?'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Your dinner is in the elite restaurant..."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'Don't worry about running out of petrol - I just happen to have a spare two gallon can in my rucksack !'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'I sent out for everything.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

How to feel confident in love & war

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Benjamin will be my steady-and-sensible second husband, but Gabe will be my gorgeous-yet-immature first husband.