Romantic Planner Gifts

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

"I've got a bullet-pointed list of the ways I'd like you to surprise me."

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

Boy giving mistletoe to friend

'What do you say we put next Saturday on our calendars?'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Your dinner is in the elite restaurant..."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'Don't worry about running out of petrol - I just happen to have a spare two gallon can in my rucksack !'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'I sent out for everything.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

How to feel confident in love & war

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'