Romantic Proposal Planner Gifts

'Will you marry us?'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

How to feel confident in love & war

A tortoise in love with a cat

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

Proposing

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'