Proposal Planners Gifts

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

'Gee -- I never realized how short you were.'

'Why am I proposing to you? Because even if you proposed to me, you would tell everyone that I proposed to you.'

"That's a beautiful setting, Ralph. Does it come with a stone?"

"Would you do me the honour of becoming my surrogate mother?"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

God's Subcontractors

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Waiting for retirement.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

The Best Laid Plans

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"