Casual Date Planner Pillows

Tunnel of Like.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

The Reaper's Arms

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

scrabble love

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Restaurant in the Strand.

Romance

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."