Casual Date Planner Pillows

Tunnel of Like.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Funnel of Love

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

The Reaper's Arms

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

scrabble love

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Restaurant in the Strand.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"