Whimsical Date Planners Gifts

'If it's flowers you want,may I suggest a vegetarian restaurant,sir?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

The Reaper's Arms

Tunnel of Like.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

Fly-drive

Giraffe helping with a date.

'Your double Impresso sir.'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"Don't go getting any ideas."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."

Dinner

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'