Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight
Quirky Date Night Planners Gifts
Looking for quirky date night planners that add a splash of fun and creativity to your evenings? Our collection offers playful and unique ideas that inspire spontaneous adventures and help you make memorable moments together. Whether you're celebrating a special occasion or just want to spice up your routine, these planners are perfect for couples who enjoy a bit of whimsy and want to keep the romance exciting.
"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
Dating is so expensive...
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
The Reaper's Arms
Funnel of Love
"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
scrabble love
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."
Tunnel of Like.
"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."
"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."
'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'
"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.
Restaurant in the Strand.
"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."
"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."
"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"
Romantic Frogs
"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"
Quirky Date Night Planners Gifts Collection
Quirky Date Night Planners Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate quirky date nights and add a dash of fun to your mornings.
Quirky Date Night Planners Pillows
Get cozy with pillows that remind you to keep your relationship fun, fresh, and full of surprises.
Quirky Date Night Planners Prints
Find inspiring prints that encourage playful adventures and add a creative vibe to your home or date spaces.
Quirky Date Night Planners T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirts that showcase your love for creative, spontaneous date ideas in style.