"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"
Date Night Planners Gifts
Looking for a creative way to plan romantic evenings? Our selection of date night planners combines practicality with playful designs, helping couples organize memorable nights out or cozy nights in. From whimsical illustrations to witty prompts, these planners inspire connection and fun, making planning a joy rather than a chore. Whether celebrating an anniversary or simply adding more adventures to your relationship, find the perfect planning companion that sparks joy and keeps love fresh.
"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
You misunderstood me, your honor. When I called for the ultimate punishment, I wasn't referring to the death penalty. I was saying the defendant should be sentenced to a date with me.
scrabble love
'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'
'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'
Caution, Falling Bras.
'I hate having to eat and run. Did you bring any money?'
'Oh no, it's not sex night again, is it'
'You said you were taking me out for Italian!'
'Dating Bureau' 'Buttoned up types'
Smorgasborg
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
"Your babysitter just rang, she wants to know where you keep your condoms?"
". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
Dating is so expensive...
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
The Reaper's Arms
Funnel of Love
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'
"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
Tunnel of Like.
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'
"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."
Date Night Planners Gifts Collection
Date Night Planners Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring charming date night planner designs, perfect for starting or ending your day with love and laughter.
Date Night Planners Pillows
Discover cozy pillows inspired by the theme of date night planning, adding comfort and charm to your favorite relaxing space.
Date Night Planners Prints
Browse our decorative prints celebrating date nights and romantic planning—an ideal way to keep love at the center of your home.
Date Night Planners T-Shirts
Check out our fun and stylish t-shirts inspired by date night planners, a great way to celebrate your love for planning romantic evenings.