Romantic Night Out Planners Gifts

"Mavis, did you have shoes on when we went into the theatre?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Dating is so expensive...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Funnel of Love

The Reaper's Arms

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

scrabble love

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Restaurant in the Strand.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Romantic Frogs

Romance