Romantic Dinner Planners Gifts

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

In Desperate Straits.

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Romantic Frogs

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'May I recommend the unlimited slop trough?'

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"