Romantic Dinners Gifts

"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Separate checks?"

'You were done as soon as you used the words 'Pros and Cons'.'

'S'more wine?'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"If one of your ears were inside-out, would you want someone to tell you?"

Boil in the Bag - Candlelit Dinner for Two.

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

'The rain's putting it out - there goes our romantic dinner.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'I'm waiting for the right introduction agency to come along.'

"Any requests?"

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'Will the lady be returning'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Those candles were a stroke of genious, we'll save a fortune on the heating bill.'

In his inimitable way, Carl quickly sucks the romance out of his and Diane's 15th anniversary dinner.

'I think tonight's the night. He's taking me to a restaurant where they don't put butcher paper and crayons on your table.'

"It's our anniversary. Bring us your best bottle of beer!"

"Do you ever wish our silences were still unfortable?"

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

"I hear there's a fly in your soup?"

"What's the special occasion?"

'If I didn't know better, I'd think you were embarrassed to be seen with me!'

Nice try, but I'd sooner you took me out to a proper restaurant!

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

It's never good when I see an exclamation point above my date's head. I'll call over the punctuation-mark steward. !

'You're irreplaceable - but I love a challenge.'

"Before our date goes any further...do you have any allergy or high cholesterol issues?"

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'