Romantic Diners Gifts

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'I think tonight's the night. He's taking me to a restaurant where they don't put butcher paper and crayons on your table.'

Vegetarian Restaurant.

'Super size mine. Who knows when Mr. Money Bags will take me out grazing again.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

In Desperate Straits.

'S'more wine?'

Ten out of ten for effort...

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"And how would you like your steak?"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"