Romantic Dining Enthusiasts Gifts

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

In Desperate Straits.

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"And how would you like your steak?"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Where cronuts come from.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Romantic Frogs

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"