Romantic Dining Adventurer Gifts

"Would you care for some romantic music with your dinner?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Ten out of ten for effort...

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"And how would you like your steak?"

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'How was the squid?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Linguini for two?"

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Your bill sir.'

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."