Romantic Dining Adventurer Gifts

"Would you care for some romantic music with your dinner?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Ten out of ten for effort...

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'How was the squid?'

Romantic Frogs

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"A table in Siberia, please."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Linguini for two?"

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Your bill sir.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'