Dining Adventurer Gifts

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

'And if you like comfort food, I would recommend the Xanax stuffed pork -loin.'

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Grace under pressure

It's Tinned !

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly-boy in my soup!"

'It says: Your car has just been stolen.'

"Why do you act like a pig whenever we eat out, Simon?"

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

"The last guy I went out with asked me to split the bill."

"Catch of the day. We got lucky."

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

'A wobbly table making you sea sick isn't quite the ambiance I was hoping for in a fish house.'

Cafe Rocko: 'Cooked or uncooked?'

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

'I see you've dined with us before.'

'Your table for two,sir.'

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

'Our definition of family diner differs from yours.'

"But from what country?"

"No, we have not booked a table. But, we brought our own!"

"The service here is terrible, but I don't mind. . . the food is terrible."

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"I'll stick with the rubber pork chop."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"A table in Siberia, please."

Cook Food- The Original Theme Restaurant

"You still have to choose which chef you want to prepare your food."

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"