Romantic Dinner Gifts

'No more wine for me thanks Dan. That first glass went straight to my head.'

"No, no, no....It's not your cooking. Just a hairball."

'Like I said in my ad - GSOH.'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

'Throw it out? It's worth more! That's $27 worth of wine spilled onto a $12 tie.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

'Every time she drinks Champagne, the bubbles go right to her head.'

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"And how would you like your steak?"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Romantic Frogs

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"