Romantic Dinner Gifts

'No more wine for me thanks Dan. That first glass went straight to my head.'

"No, no, no....It's not your cooking. Just a hairball."

'Like I said in my ad - GSOH.'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

'Throw it out? It's worth more! That's $27 worth of wine spilled onto a $12 tie.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

'Every time she drinks Champagne, the bubbles go right to her head.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

In Desperate Straits.

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Romantic Frogs

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."