Romantic Meals Gifts

'It's our anniversary... make it two toppings.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'I sent out for everything.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

In Desperate Straits.

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"How nice. A truffle."