Romantic Meals Gifts

'It's our anniversary... make it two toppings.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'I sent out for everything.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'S'more wine?'

Ten out of ten for effort...

In Desperate Straits.

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"And how would you like your steak?"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Where cronuts come from.

"Linguini for two?"