Romantic Foodies Gifts

Can't you decide what you want? Is that a trick question? Menu.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'My compliments to the chef.'

'Tasty.'

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Where cronuts come from.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"You complete me."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."