Foodie Romance Gifts

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Hard to follow...'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Where cronuts come from.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"You complete me."

"We both love Chinese food."

'Tasty.'

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"How nice. A truffle."

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"