Foodie Romance Pillows

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Hard to follow...'

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

"We both love Chinese food."

"How nice. A truffle."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"You complete me."

'Tasty.'

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"