Foodie In Love Pillows

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Fourth Little Pig

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Kitchen Kapers

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

The Streets - Night

A Woman Holding Canapes

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

I wish I'd had the review.

Burnt or Raw?

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices