Foodie In Love Pillows

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Fourth Little Pig

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"You're the lid to my pot."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Benihana style of cooking.

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Kitchen Kapers

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

The Streets - Night

A Woman Holding Canapes

Burnt or Raw?

I wish I'd had the review.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'