Foodie Soulmate Pillows

'This is my significant other, Kevin...we met at the supermarket, in the gourmet section.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Fourth Little Pig

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

I wish I'd had the review.

A Woman Holding Canapes

Pasta

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Strawberry Shake

Sinking Sand

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"