Foodie Romancer Pillows

'My compliments to the chef.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This is our soft opening."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'Hard to follow...'

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Where cronuts come from.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

"How nice. A truffle."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'Tasty.'

"You complete me."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."