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'My compliments to the chef.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Hard to follow...'

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'Tasty.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"How nice. A truffle."

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"You complete me."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."